NGNS : "INTERNAL" CHAOS
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Maderbul village 6th February.
Here are some quotes heard by some witnesses during the day :
"I haven't studied anything. 8th and 9th are too soon" -Manoj
"Have you opened the book? Very vast syllabus."-Priyanka
"CTS is coming on 25th!That interview is a question of life and death for me. Postponement over my dead body!" - Srinivas
"I'll be browsing the net in the lab. Let me know when you guys reach a decision" - Murali
"My internship is more important." - Apurupa
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease re" - Archana
(Yaaaaawn)
"CTS written test bhongu* ra,okka roju chalu." -Rajesh
*(he means to say that the test is bullshit and 1 day of prep is enuf)
"Chillax guys." -Achyuta
"Hahahaha. Kiddos." -II and III yr students who were watching the fun.
"Ok.8th and 9th are fine with me. Inform your friends that the internals are going ahead as scheduled." - HOD , IT dept.
The IT Dept. of MCE saw incredible drama today as a group of students stormed the HOD's room in the morning and demanded a postponement of the internal assesments scheduled for the 8th and 9th. Luckily for the HOD, the students found that he wasn't in his chair. However the heat carried over into the classroom where a small group of innocent girls and boys were targeted for the change in the schedule. These students wanted the schedule to remain as it is. The little things managed to escape into a nearby lab, where they were safe for the remainder of the morning session.
Meanwhile the group managed to send their message loud and clear about the postponement to the HOD, and this, apparently, found favour with him. Later on, the little ones trapped in the lab grew up and decided to face their tormentors. They trooped out of the lab during the lunch break and made their pitch to the HOD, about retaining the internal dates. The HOD, confused, asked the two groups to sort out their issues and come to him with a definite decision - whether the internals will be held on 8th and 9th, as planned, or postponed to 21st and 22nd.
Meanwhile the group managed to send their message loud and clear about the postponement to the HOD, and this, apparently, found favour with him. Later on, the little ones trapped in the lab grew up and decided to face their tormentors. They trooped out of the lab during the lunch break and made their pitch to the HOD, about retaining the internal dates. The HOD, confused, asked the two groups to sort out their issues and come to him with a definite decision - whether the internals will be held on 8th and 9th, as planned, or postponed to 21st and 22nd.
Loud arguments ensued between the students, and when neither group seemed to be getting anywhere, the future leaders of India decided to toss a coin. A most comical outcome was witnessed when the coin fell on the edge, and neither group won. Then an arm wrestling contest was organised between the strongest menbers of either group to decide the issue. Then came the most heated session of the day.
Mr.Manoj and Mr.Achyuta were sweating and fighting against each other for the their beloved friends but for nearly half an hour, no one was a clear winner. Both were desperate to prove their superiority,and while Manoj was physically stronger, Achyuta had the strength of conviction and belief .However it was learnt that Mr.Achyuta was sabotaged by persistent tickling on his back by the opposition, and was also generally depressed not to have any cheerleaders in miniskirts around him for much needed stamina. According to unidentified sources, Mr.Manoj used some unfair trickery to save the game, and in the end a draw was reluctantly agreed between both parties, though Achyuta's side knew they were robbed of victory.
Mr.Manoj and Mr.Achyuta were sweating and fighting against each other for the their beloved friends but for nearly half an hour, no one was a clear winner. Both were desperate to prove their superiority,and while Manoj was physically stronger, Achyuta had the strength of conviction and belief .However it was learnt that Mr.Achyuta was sabotaged by persistent tickling on his back by the opposition, and was also generally depressed not to have any cheerleaders in miniskirts around him for much needed stamina. According to unidentified sources, Mr.Manoj used some unfair trickery to save the game, and in the end a draw was reluctantly agreed between both parties, though Achyuta's side knew they were robbed of victory.
Finally, the day was saved when the two groups made their one and only unanimous decision - to call the star of the month - Likhita. Sources close to Ms.Likhita tell us that she is scheduled for marriage on the 14th ,and as a result could not attend the marr....I mean..the internals between 10th and 20th.This, apparently, set the ball the rolling for this remarkable chain of events. Ms.Likhita made her stand very clear about finishing the internals as quickly as possible, viz. on 8th and 9th. Though this decision was along expected lines, it was greeted with a mix of jeers and cheers. But this was eventually the closing word on a day of high drama. The Oscar undoubtedly went to Ms.Likhita, for "most promising newcomer", thus pipping the hot favorite Vidya Balan from 'Parineeta' in the process.
Here are some quotes heard by some witnesses during the day :
"I haven't studied anything. 8th and 9th are too soon" -Manoj
"Have you opened the book? Very vast syllabus."-Priyanka
"CTS is coming on 25th!That interview is a question of life and death for me. Postponement over my dead body!" - Srinivas
"I'll be browsing the net in the lab. Let me know when you guys reach a decision" - Murali
"My internship is more important." - Apurupa
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease re" - Archana
(Yaaaaawn)
"CTS written test bhongu* ra,okka roju chalu." -Rajesh
*(he means to say that the test is bullshit and 1 day of prep is enuf)
"Chillax guys." -Achyuta
"Hahahaha. Kiddos." -II and III yr students who were watching the fun.
"Ok.8th and 9th are fine with me. Inform your friends that the internals are going ahead as scheduled." - HOD , IT dept.