You wouldn't think so, but...

You: I've been to your blog a number of times. It's starting to stink you know...

Me: Look man. I'll tell you this much - I still write.

You: Where!? I want to read this stuff.

Me: Anonymity gives me more freedom.

You: Then, how will I ever read what you write?

Me: I won't lie to you, friend. You may never read my writing again. And even if you do, you may never know it's me scratching from behind that screen.

You: Easy man. We'll still meet on and off, right? Cheer up!